A Pot of Boiling Stew
  While you only have one hundredth of a second to consider your new
existence as beef stew, it is a gloriously painful one. Amidst the
suffering of carrots, beef stock, and little green peas, you feel your skin
being ripped from your face. What forbearing, if any, this will have on
your afterlife is probably more frightening than the last few seconds of
your life, but you could take some comfort in knowing that the beef stew
has also claimed anything you might have happened to carry with you in your
vain attempt to get up the chimney.

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